I don't buff them
Farewell to this land's cheerless marshes
Hemmed in like a boar between mages
Her very Lowness with a floor so shining
I'm truly sorry - but it sounds
like a wonderful thing

I said Jaktog, don't you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Murloc Mail
Dressed in your master’s Kingslayer veil ?
Oh ...
And so, I checked all the
registered historical facts
And I was shocked into shame to discover
How I'm the 18th pale dpser
of this merry bunch or other

Oh, has this guild changed, or have I changed ?
Oh has this guild changed, or have I changed ?

Some 9-year old tough who facerolls pugs
I swear to God
I swear : I never even knew what dark pacts were

Oh ...
So, I broke into the dungeon
With a luffa and an epic hammer
She said : "Eh, I know you,
and you cannot bite for shit"
I said : "That's nothing - you
should hear me lead the raids…"

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry
And talk about shiny things
Like badges, epeen and goldz
Oh, these are the flames that kill me

Past the lock who steals your aggro
And the mage who'll sheep you honey
The Queen is dead, boys
And it's so lonely when mindcontrolled
Past the rogue that won’t bite you buddy
And the flames- all they want is you honey
The Queen is dead, boys
And it's so lonely when mindcontrolled

...that sits lonely in the corner waiting for the attentions of a "noble" dirty old man with a moustache

JOIN THE FUN NOW! THE ARMY OF DARKNESS WANTS YOU!

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I am pretty sure that 5 odd years ago that two undead guys walked in a bar in Oggrimar and decided to actually join up with the guy that had the same idea about a guildname with them, they weren't thinking that it would last that long or go that far Through fire and flame, glorious achievements, broken hearts and fiery tempers we are still going on, a true army of gaming zombies!

It's mostly my fault that the frontpage is not getting updated with any semblance of frequency, but meh, there are so many places on the internet that consume my spamming time and so little of the latter. Anyhow, in case you are one of those infrequent visitors and like to check on us from time to time for old times sake, we're still here, still raiding, still recruiting (hah the pain never ends) and still carrying Nico around so he can massage our ears with his etherial laughter.

ICC 25 9/12 and moving on to mop up to Lich King this week, so that we can truly start wiping in our epic tradition. Rumors that Hoddenstraft is starting the wipe party early on his own, are grossly unsubstantiated and slanderous

Happy Easter everybody!

And thus, true to guild tradition, the last leg of the expansion begins just as the dust from the latest emo nerdrage subsides. No point in dwelling on the bad stuff really, only point that matters is that we're still going strong and thanks to the tremendous effort of the current officers we're able to realistically tackle the challenges of the new instance and discover new exciting ways in smashing our faces to the floor.

Our first foray into Icecrown was filled with the usual troubles associated with patch days, instance lag, add ons not working properly, people arguing about proper tactics, bussiness as usual Still we managed to put on a rather good show and downed Lord Marrowgar after 4 increasingly better tries. Lady proved to be a collossal pain in the behind due to lag and people getting tired, but she has a date with the lootwhore collective on Monday For the moment, we'll focus on clearing the place in 10 man to getter a grasp of things and enjoy the rather hyped up airship encounter.

Keep up the good work guys!

p.s. Stop playing Dragon Age and come back you slackers! You know who you are!

Yup, what the title says. It's true that this page hasn't been updated for quite some time, but frankly put, there hasn't been something worth putting here for a longer time. Thanks to the Ez Mode encounters and the new direction the game is taking, we haven't been really able to accomplish something that felt like an achievement. Yog Sharon is dead and buried and if it wasn't for Donnin's karmic debt to the MMO gods (beware the curse of Greenspike :P) we would also have a new legendary to flex our collective e-peens with.

Thankfully, there are always those that are looking for bigger challenges and pushing themselves to the limit. Thus, it was with great joy that last week, a team comprised of Matsustathis, Forcea, Sashavykos, Maedhros, Oomph, Mallec, Flamingos, Cirri, Davdi and Sadrinna managed to blitz through ToC hardmode and earn a hearty cheer from the guild chat. Hopefully more 10 man groups shall follow presently with these achievements, and we'll finally manage to shake of the post-summer/post-patch slack and move on with the 25 man hardmodes and Algalon before the big loot party at Icecrown commences. Once again, a big cheer for the conquering heroes!

Army of Darkness, still alive and kicking it after 4+ years! Come for the loot, stay for the people and the fun:)