Caught in our usual Friday night purple fever, and getting in the whole Oscar mood, the brave team Floorwiper Prime entered the halls of Karazhan again, since dust had started to gather again after our last visit. After some tension on the red carpet with our russian friends (sucks when 2-3 raids try to form up on the entrance at the same time, but oh well), we took off to take care of stuff.

This time, it turned out that changing raid composition was all that needed to do away with the evil Town Steward that was stopping us from our claim to fame. Rather than the gory details of his fall, here's a /flex sort of picture in reminescence of the old-skool kill pix

After that was over and done, we decided to pay a visit to the opera. After some ruckus with the stagehands, we finally reached our destination. All the world is a stage, as they say

Well, sadly, we were too overwhelmed by the warm applause we received (and the rather annoying scrutiny of the local ushers) to be able to perform properly, but we will be back after we rehearsh a bit. To keep your anticipation up, here's a sneak preview of our dress rehearshal:

And the main award goes too....

Yesterday, on 19/02/07, Army of Darkness celebrated it's 2nd birthday! While the whole event went down pretty smoothly and quietly, your friendly officers are planning some fun event for the weekend. Bring out the gnome cakes and elf muffins, and stay tuned for more updates.

While everybody is busy exploring more TBC content, hitting 70, maxing their craft skills or sharpening their axes for the arenas, some brave souls decided to take a shot at the first TBC raid instance, Karazhan (or the tower of many wipes). Our first foray into the tower was met with scant success, as we simply experimented with what we can do and how much punishment we are expected to receive from trash. I wish I could snap some pics of massive damage, but when you get 8.8k crits you die before you can ask the mob to say "cheese!". However, we did not give up, and armed with the purple fever and an army of repair bots we passed the entrance again.

This time, things went a bit better and soon we were ready to face Attumen the Hunter and his uber horse of clothie pownage, Midnight.

Surprisingly, things did not go well for Attumen, and he went down like a sack of bricks on the first try, dropping some sweet cloth DPS gloves and his ... horse! And since the adage that "you need money to make money" hold true in epics, apparently you need epic horses to get more, as the lucky owner of a zulian tiger won the roll by a large margin, adding another beauty to his stable.

All that fighting made us really hungry, so after passing through a ballroom filled with some really rude dancers that were constantly trying to kill our mages (bah, mobs have no manners) we decided to crash the banquet of steward Moroes, and his guests.

A few hours and some repairbots later, we convinced Moroes that he can safely fire his cleaning staff, since the dining room floor was now squeaky clean from the multiple wipes. Deciding that our current raid config couldn't handle that particular situation, we decided to seek some female advice on the subject.

...which also proved rather fruitless since we discovered only two important things. Impure thoughts can be painful, and that our dastardly group and Maniac's thunderdildo certainly doesn't know how to treat a lady.

With that excitement over and done, we decided to take a break before planning our subsequent visit to the opera. However, as our weary adventures were exiting the dread tower, we were beset by cowardly allies and their evil ganking overlord Halig. Being pure of heart, strong of spirit and heavy in DPS we prevailed, and despite farming the evil paladin, his cronies and one more alliance raid that joined the general merriment for over 30 minutes, no epics of note dropped. Cheapskates!

Stay tuned for further wipealicious mischief and general goonery.

As you all come here often, you saw the new update on the right and the addition of "Download"

This is provided so we can download our main Addons and official patches when they come out. I need you now for more content, what is the most needed for you ? Which addons you would like to see there ? (Don't expect me to put 80 addons there and keep them updated for you)

Post your though on our forums.

Howdy all, unless you haven't been online or to this site recently, you should be well aware that guidl restructuring is well underway. If you haven't done so already please consult the relevant entries in the guild rule forums, and proceed to reply to the necessary posts.

It's kinda lame to say "Do so or you will be kicked!", but that's what is going to happen muffins.

A few days ago we were told that Thrall had some trouble in the Cavern of Time. We didn't need anything more to go and help him. We found him in jail, what a shame, in Durnhold.

We'll he didnt last long in it, and after killing a few of thoses stupids humans...

Stealing their mounts...

Thrall was finally safe and ready to rules the Hordes.